So i was sitting on the bus, minding my own business, yadda yadda, listening to my kray thoughts, until this man comes on the bus, and he sits behind me. And ofcourse i paid him no attention, he is just a passing stranger amongst the many odd strangers, and then i was lost back into my own thoughts, and he started asking this lady beside him questions
Man: How old are you?
And if that was me i would be freaked out, and i'd think in my kray head
Why do you need to know?
But this lady was funny because she has the best humour ever.
Lady: Silent for a while.
Man: I aint crazy, how old are you?
At this point i would think he is flirting, but he was persistent he wasn't flirting... listen to this
Man: I am conducting a random study to see how old each lady on a bus next to me is, sorry to sound weird.
AHAHAHA i would cry of laughter.
Lady:
Please don't tell anyone, okay? Promise!!?
Now i was thinking oh she doesn't want anyone to know her age, maybe she is afraid of ageing, so i glanced back curious to judge her into an age catagorie, but i couldnt tell, maybe 20's could be 30's.
Man:
I wont!
Lady:
I am His real mother, i never died.
NOW I WAS TOTALLY CONFUSED.
Man: And i am his father, but i never died.
LAdy:
Harry will live.
MAn;
Amen.
Then there was awkward silence, because not just me, but everyone else was so confused, was there a camera crew?
She took out some stick from her bag, and he clapped. She got up, and walked to the door, and he followed clapping. it felt like a circus. Everyone was astounded.
Then they literally started hugging each other, and he was crying, and she blurted out, "I am only 26!" And he laughed. Then they got off and everyone on the bus looked SHOCKED.
I thought this was all soo funny, until i realised maybe she was a witch? She hypnotised him, and i thought and thought and got so curious, and eventually CAME TO THE CONCLUSION she was probably mentally deranged, orrrrrrrrrrrrrr they might be Harry Potter's real parents that are alive.
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Comment on what u think guys
